joshandrosky:

ENTITLEMENT with @eddiepepitone @pizzanachos69 (@dadboner) & @ericdadourian is on WEDNESDAY (click ENTITLEMENT for a link to the event page)

(Reblogged from joshandrosky)

A huge fucking thank you to everyone who helped make POWER MOVES the #1 Best Seller Humor Parody on Amazon.

Click on Karl to order yours.

“KARL WELZEIN’S IS A TALE OF HEARTBREAK, PERSISTENCE, PATHOS—AND BOLD FLAVORS. HE IS A MAN’S MAN—MANLIER EVEN. A TRUE AMERICAN. A TASTEMAKER. HIS DELUSIONAL OPTIMISM COULD BE A METAPHOR FOR AMERICA. 140 CHARACTERS AT A TIME, HE HAS GIFTED US WITH AN EPIC UNRIVALED SINCE HOMER. ” — ANTHONY BOURDAIN

cc-studios:

"Karl Welzein is really looking forward to the weekend, you guys."
Buy the new @DadBoner book, Power Moves, you guys. 

cc-studios:

"Karl Welzein is really looking forward to the weekend, you guys."

Buy the new @DadBoner book, Power Moves, you guys. 

(Reblogged from cc-studios)
Hey, buy my book and be a better asshole. USA.
cc-studios:

"Karl Welzein is really looking forward to the weekend, you guys."
Buy the new @DadBoner book, Power Moves, you guys. 

Hey, buy my book and be a better asshole. USA.

cc-studios:

"Karl Welzein is really looking forward to the weekend, you guys."

Buy the new @DadBoner book, Power Moves, you guys. 

(Reblogged from jonahray)

Badass hot motherfucker @jennyjohnsonhi5 in her Power Moves t-shirt last night. Power Moves is out NOW at www.karlwelzein.com

"TRIPLE D…AFTER DARK"

Do you have it in you to read a work of erotic fiction starring Guy Fieri? Or do you have something against unbridled horniness? 

Go ahead, pour yourself a glass of red, light a candle, click on Guy’s picture, and let your cock and/or pussy feel the dark vibes.

I received early hardcover copies of “Power Moves” today. Matte finish with no dust jacket, which I’ve dubbed, “The Phil Collins.” They’re real fucking pretty. 

You can pre-order your copy at www.karlwelzein.com

youritlist:

Really lookin’ forward to this book, you guys.

(Reblogged from itbooks)

Vice Magazine released a lovely documentary on me last week, directed by Erin Lee Carr. If you haven’t seen it, I hope you enjoy it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofRP5XZsRkA