kellythenerd:

Little Joy

hosted by Jim Hamilton

with Mike Burns, Mike O’Connell, David Koechner, Matt Donaher, Kyle Martin, James Austin Johnson, Natalie Jose, and Liza Treyger 

Echo Park

(Reblogged from kellythenerd)

joshandrosky:

ENTITLEMENT with @eddiepepitone @pizzanachos69 (@dadboner) & @ericdadourian is on WEDNESDAY (click ENTITLEMENT for a link to the event page)

(Reblogged from joshandrosky)

A huge fucking thank you to everyone who helped make POWER MOVES the #1 Best Seller Humor Parody on Amazon.

Click on Karl to order yours.

“KARL WELZEIN’S IS A TALE OF HEARTBREAK, PERSISTENCE, PATHOS—AND BOLD FLAVORS. HE IS A MAN’S MAN—MANLIER EVEN. A TRUE AMERICAN. A TASTEMAKER. HIS DELUSIONAL OPTIMISM COULD BE A METAPHOR FOR AMERICA. 140 CHARACTERS AT A TIME, HE HAS GIFTED US WITH AN EPIC UNRIVALED SINCE HOMER. ” — ANTHONY BOURDAIN

cc-studios:

"Karl Welzein is really looking forward to the weekend, you guys."
Buy the new @DadBoner book, Power Moves, you guys. 

cc-studios:

"Karl Welzein is really looking forward to the weekend, you guys."

Buy the new @DadBoner book, Power Moves, you guys. 

(Reblogged from cc-studios)
Hey, buy my book and be a better asshole. USA.
cc-studios:

"Karl Welzein is really looking forward to the weekend, you guys."
Buy the new @DadBoner book, Power Moves, you guys. 

Hey, buy my book and be a better asshole. USA.

cc-studios:

"Karl Welzein is really looking forward to the weekend, you guys."

Buy the new @DadBoner book, Power Moves, you guys. 

(Reblogged from jonahray)

Badass hot motherfucker @jennyjohnsonhi5 in her Power Moves t-shirt last night. Power Moves is out NOW at www.karlwelzein.com

"TRIPLE D…AFTER DARK"

Do you have it in you to read a work of erotic fiction starring Guy Fieri? Or do you have something against unbridled horniness? 

Go ahead, pour yourself a glass of red, light a candle, click on Guy’s picture, and let your cock and/or pussy feel the dark vibes.

I received early hardcover copies of “Power Moves” today. Matte finish with no dust jacket, which I’ve dubbed, “The Phil Collins.” They’re real fucking pretty. 

You can pre-order your copy at www.karlwelzein.com