Gentlemen Scumbags: Get Him Riled Up
If you’ve ever thought about taking relationship advice from women’s magazines, there’s one thing you should know: don’t. Mike Burns and Mike Bridenstine are the Gentlemen Scumbags, and they’re here to fix what’s wrong with your relationships and dating life. Each week, they’ll be breaking down the dating advice from some of your favorite ladies’ magazines and websites from the perspective of an actual, real-life scumbag. This week’s terrifying tips were brought to us by Cosmo; Click here for more terrible advice.
“Once, my office phone rang, and when I answered, I heard my girlfriend at home moaning about how good it feels to touch herself.” - Jakob, 28