December 2009
22 posts
Inside The McDonald's Meeting On Promos Regarding...
Gosh, you know what we at McDonald’s haven’t promoted lately? The Big Mac. Hmmm…what could we use as a tie in for an ad campaign? Hmmm….hmmm…hmmm..(drumming fingers on board room table)…hmmm…hmmm…
Got it! How could we have been so retardo! When you think “Big Mac”, the next logical step is to think of…THAT STUPID FUCKING BLUE...
I'm Glad I Wasn't On THIS Flight To Detroit... →
New Vice Interview With Berkeley Breathed →
Oh how I loved Bloom County. So, so loved.
MATTs Radio
I’ll be the “special” guest on MATTs Radio tonight from 6-8pm.
With guest host and secret lover, Brady Novak.
www.mattsradio.com
Toin it on.
Track Listing For My New Passive Aggressive...
1. That’s Fine You Forget My Birthday (No One Remembers Anyone’s 46th)
2. I’ll Just Watch My Stories (You Fellers Go To Town Without Me)
3. Fine With Spendin’ Christmas Alone (JUST FINE!)
4. I Don’t Even LIKE Dollyworld Anyway
5. Don’t Worry About Me (I’ll Just Clean My Guns)
6. It’s Okay, Pa’s Don’t NEED No Card On Their 47th
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The Pure Terror That I Felt
Yesterday evening, exhausted from work, paranoid and anxious due to my hangover and waiting on the subway platform, I was engaged by a large man filling the air with noxious filtered alcohol seeping from his person.
This was his approach, staring into my narrowed eyes, his own bulging from what I’ve seen as an effect of angel dust:
“Hey man. Hey bro! Hey…you remember Jeffrey...
