I’m super pooper excited for Bridgetown Comedy Festival in Portland this weekend! Where you can find me: Thursday: Hawthorne Main Theater 7PM Friday: Hawthorne Theater Lounge 11PM Saturday: Bar of The Gods 11:30PM Sunday: Probably Exhausted and Hungoverly’s Nap Store Full Schedule of awesome performers. So much goodness! I’m totally gonna get arrested.
Horrible, Juvenile, Names For My New Sandwich Shop
1. Big ‘N Sweaty’s 2. Fat Cock’s Subs 3. Slutty Mama’s 4. The Fucking Sow’s Hoagies & Burgers 5. Cloggy’s World Famous Sandwiches & Restroom 6. Soggy’s French Dip We Throw In Your Face 7. Dumper’s Cafe 8. Mr. Barfo’s House of Pastrami