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youritlist: Really lookin’ forward to this book, you guys.

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 15:45:06 -0400

youritlist:

Really lookin’ forward to this book, you guys.

Quickie Interview on Serial Optimist

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 15:37:48 -0400

Quickie Interview on Serial Optimist :

Enjoy. It’s fun. And with Brido.

Vice Magazine released a lovely documentary on me last week,...

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 18:06:00 -0400

Vice Magazine released a lovely documentary on me last week, directed by Erin Lee Carr. If you haven’t seen it, I hope you enjoy it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofRP5XZsRkA

John Roy: My Entirely Free Comedy Class, Week Two

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 23:58:55 -0500

John Roy: My Entirely Free Comedy Class, Week Two:

These are dead serious, and wonderful.

johnroycomic:

Hey.

This week’s a full plate, so let’s get started.

Hope you all enjoyed your first Open Mic week of the class.

I hope you all got a chance to go up at least three times. If you didn’t, wait until you have before reading this week’s installment. I think three times is necessary to let a week’s…

With bad motherfucker @Willie_Mack at #LuchaVaVoom.

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 00:52:40 -0500

With bad motherfucker @Willie_Mack at #LuchaVaVoom.

This bit never gets old.

Sun, 03 Feb 2013 14:39:24 -0500

This bit never gets old.

Gentlemen Scumbags: Get Him Riled Up

Fri, 25 Jan 2013 14:36:23 -0500

cc-studios:

If you’ve ever thought about taking relationship advice from women’s magazines, there’s one thing you should know: don’t. Mike Burns and Mike Bridenstine are the Gentlemen Scumbags, and they’re here to fix what’s wrong with your relationships and dating life. Each week, they’ll be breaking down the dating advice from some of your favorite ladies’ magazines and websites from the perspective of an actual, real-life scumbag. This week’s terrifying tips were brought to us by Cosmo; Click here for more terrible advice.

“Once, my office phone rang, and when I answered, I heard my girlfriend at home moaning about how good it feels to touch herself.” - Jakob, 28

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Love u gurl.

Sun, 20 Jan 2013 22:06:09 -0500

Love u gurl.

I think I wanna get back into tumblr. What’s the best new “fuckyeah” sites...

Sun, 20 Jan 2013 04:44:58 -0500

I think I wanna get back into tumblr. What’s the best new “fuckyeah” sites and…holy shit haven’t been on here in a long time good god I subscribed to alotta porno.

@braunger @kylekinane @ I’m in a Limp Bizkit cover band.

Thu, 22 Nov 2012 20:21:33 -0500

@braunger @kylekinane @ I’m in a Limp Bizkit cover band.

Put on the gold hats!: The Story of the Black Friday Strike

Tue, 20 Nov 2012 21:44:34 -0500

Put on the gold hats!: The Story of the Black Friday Strike :

ssitara:

changewalmart:

So, by now you’ve heard that Walmart workers are walking out on strike on Black Friday. Here’s a quick primer on why they’re striking.

Let’s start with the basics. Walmart is the largest private employer in the world. They help set labor standards…

Alana Johnston is a boss. liezlwashere: UCB-LA | Characters of...

Tue, 20 Nov 2012 12:56:35 -0500

Alana Johnston is a boss.

liezlwashere:

UCB-LA | Characters of Comedy | 08.04.12

Alana Johnston shows us her Cookie Monster Diet.

#WOOOOOOO @brookswheelan @brido

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 22:52:16 -0400

#WOOOOOOO @brookswheelan @brido

I'm a Tiger, honey.

Fri, 19 Oct 2012 04:25:58 -0400

I'm a Tiger, honey.

God bless you, Mike “Larry” Lowrey, and your...

Sat, 29 Sep 2012 18:36:55 -0400

God bless you, Mike “Larry” Lowrey, and your beautiful review of the Crenshaw BW-3’s.

Photo by bad motherfucker, Kimberly Millard. Check her out at...

Thu, 02 Aug 2012 15:29:23 -0400

Photo by bad motherfucker, Kimberly Millard. Check her out at www.kimberlymillard.com

To The Laddy. Happy Pat Brice Day, brothers and...

Fri, 13 Jul 2012 15:04:01 -0400

To The Laddy. Happy Pat Brice Day, brothers and sisters.

“Like a drunk pitbull, barking in your goddamn ear.”

Robyn Von Swank perfectly captured me and my pal Jim having a...

Thu, 12 Jul 2012 16:33:04 -0400

Robyn Von Swank perfectly captured me and my pal Jim having a heated argument about the upcoming NFL season. @vonswank @JAdomian

Robyn Von Swank is the dope shit. @vonswank

Wed, 11 Jul 2012 16:31:15 -0400

Robyn Von Swank is the dope shit. @vonswank

dangerrooster: I always wondered what it would take to...

Wed, 20 Jun 2012 16:14:46 -0400

dangerrooster:

I always wondered what it would take to be successful as a professional jewelry designer. Clearly, Mike Burns (@pizzanachos69 & Gentlemen Scumbags) could teach those fancy schmucks at Zales, Jarrod, Kaye Jewelers, and QVC a thing or two about what people really want in an expensive piece of jewelry.

With exceptional gift ideas for Father’s Day, Mike Burns’s jewelry designs would make any father’s eyes light up. Even a father who is long dead and buried would rise for these finely crafted pieces.